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Roast Me, AI.

Tell Burnard about yourself. Pick how brutal you want it. Get roasted in seconds.

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What is Roast Me AI?

Roast Me AI is a free tool that roasts you based on whatever you tell it about yourself. You type a few lines, the AI reads them the way a sharp friend would, and fires back a short, personal roast. No account, no app, no waiting.

It runs on Burnard, the AI behind this site. Burnard's whole thing is saying what other people won't. Usually that means brutally honest advice. Here it means brutally honest jokes, aimed only at you, only about what you chose to share.

How it works

1
Tell Burnard about yourself
A few honest lines. Your habits, your excuses, the thing your friends tease you about. The more specific, the better the roast.
2
Pick how brutal you want it
Mild for a light ribbing, Medium for no mercy, Savage if you really want to feel it. You can change it and go again.
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Get roasted in seconds
Burnard reads what you wrote and fires back. Copy it, share it, or ask him to drop the jokes and be honest with you for real.

Example roasts

Real output at three spice levels. Yours will be about you, which is worse.

They wrote · Medium

“I'm 29, still live with my parents, and I've started four side projects this year without finishing one.”

Burnard's roast

Four side projects, zero finishes. That's not a portfolio, that's a graveyard with good branding. You don't have an idea problem, you have an ending problem. Starting things feels like progress, and you've gotten very good at the feeling.

Living with your parents at 29 isn't the roast. Plenty of people do it on purpose. The roast is that you've turned their spare room into an incubator for things you abandon the moment they stop being fun. Your mom is basically running a co-working space where the only tenant never pays rent or ships.

Here's the part you already know: finish one. Not the best one. Any one. You're not avoiding failure. You're avoiding a verdict.

They wrote · Savage

“I have 3,000 unread emails, a gym membership I haven't used since January, and I call it 'being busy.'”

Burnard's roast

Three thousand unread emails and a gym membership from January. You're not busy. You're a subscription service for guilt. Every month you pay to be reminded of who you said you'd be, and you call that a routine.

“Busy” is the word people use when they don't want to say “avoiding.” Your inbox isn't overflowing because the world needs you. It's overflowing because opening it means admitting nothing in there is urgent, and you'd rather feel important than feel free.

Your body has been on read since winter. Your inbox has been on unread all year. Congratulations, you've achieved perfect balance: ignoring everything equally. The gym isn't the problem. You just like the version of you that's always about to start.

They wrote · Mild

“I reply to texts three days late but check Instagram every eleven minutes.”

Burnard's roast

Three days for a friend, eleven minutes for strangers' vacation photos. Your attention has a very clear pricing model, and the people who actually like you are getting the discount rate.

Let's be fair: you're not a bad friend. You're a distracted one. You'll open a text, feel the tiny weight of having to be a person, and go check whether someone you met once in 2019 has a new dog. The dog always wins. The dog is not going to be at your birthday.

You don't need to delete Instagram. You just need to notice that eleven minutes is a choice, and three days is too. Reply to the last person who texted you before you scroll again. That's it. Small, doable, and it'll feel better than whatever the dog is doing.

A roast is the appetizer. Honesty is the meal.

Getting roasted by AI is fun for about ninety seconds. Then the joke fades and the thing it was pointing at is still there: the unfinished projects, the gym you pay for, the texts you leave on read.

That's what Burnard is actually for. Not comedy, but the conversation your friends are too polite to have with you. After any roast, hit Now be honest with me for real and Burnard drops the bit and tells you what he actually thinks. No sycophancy, no comfort blanket, just a straight reality check.

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Roast Me AI FAQ

Can you roast me?

Yes. Type a few sentences about yourself, pick a spice level, and Burnard roasts you in seconds. No account needed for your first three roasts each day.

Is Roast Me AI free?

Yes. You get three free roasts a day without signing in. Sign in with Google and you get the same free daily allowance Burnard's chat has, no card required.

Who does the AI roast?

Only you, based on what you write about yourself. It won't roast a named third party like your ex or your boss, and it won't go after race, religion, gender, disability, or anything else that isn't a choice you made.

Do you save what I type?

No. Your text and the roast are not stored on our servers. For the daily limit we keep a salted hash of your IP address, which cannot be turned back into your address.

Can I get roasted in another language?

Yes. Write in any language and Burnard answers in the same one. The roast might land a little differently, but it lands.

How is this different from Burnard's chat?

The roast is the joke. The chat is the honest conversation. Roast Me AI is built for a laugh; Burnard's chat is built to tell you what your friends won't. After any roast there's a button to switch from one to the other.

Roasts are AI-generated comedy about what you chose to share. They are not an assessment of you, and they are not advice.